83907 - Ms Andretti's Suprise Return!!

I swear I wasn’t joking when I say the cast of Ladies Keeping It Funky is like Game Of Thrones. I try to tell folks don’t lock in on one specific lady as she could be gone at any moment!! As most of my ladies (famous porn stars excluded) are 100% real women with real lives, MANY come and go. For whatever reasons. Because they get tired of it, or in some cases they just disappear. Some are gone forever – I try not to burn bridges, but sometimes there are BAD breakups, and sometimes some Ladies genuinely just can’t be located. Take for example Today’s Returnee Ms Andretti!Ms Andretti is a sexy PAWG Italian Cutie that popped up one Christmas Three years ago looking to make a little extra holiday money. She only did two clips and POOF!! She was gone (or should I say “POOP!! She was Gone! lol). I was always hoping to get more clips from her as folks didn’t really get to see much of her both literally and figuratively speaking. Anyways a week ago I get a surprise email from her asking “Are you still looking for videos?” I was honestly shocked!! Some of the return FUNKY ladies are ones I have personally tracked down that actually responded. Ms Andretti is the first to actually track me back down after such a long hiatus! Well not only is she back she is thicker than ever and with a vastly improved camera!! Enjoy her FUNKY reintroduction in a collection of farts, sharts and finally two ploptastic up close scenes!! She is still getting her bearings straight but she is a fast learner and has even more clips on deck behind this one!! That ass of hers is nice and plump now too!! She has only gotten thicker in the three years since I last saw her and mainly in the place that I like – that Azz!! Enjoy her FUNKY reintroduction!!

83907 - Ms Andretti's Suprise Return!!

83906 - 'The Originals' - A Compilation!!

Three years into this and I got to reminiscing!! Aaah The Memories!! Enjoy The very first compilation I did back in 2014 of all my Original Funkyladies from my old site – but now a new low price!! Nearly 30 mins of classic clips Of my original favorite ladies. Contains the Topsellers Margaritavillan Bombs and Explosions, Melissa’s Public Toilet Adventures Continued, Lady Aria’s Dayum That Ass! Lil Stink’s Morning Relief, Francesca Gabriella’s Tits and Sh!ts Pt 2, Mz Maria Droppin Solids, and last but not least Ms D’s Squattin and Fartin. Seven Clips and nearly 30 minutes of action all in one!! Oldies for some, but brand new classics for those that just found out about us here on Scatshop!! Also at an even lower clip than on the other stores at only $16.99 for nearly 30 minutes of classics!!

83906 - 'The Originals' - A Compilation!!

83895 - Mary Jane's Public Pee, Snakes, and Explosions!

Mary Jane Mary Jane!! What a great summer collection my favorite undergrad has sent in!! She’s back with three great quick and FUNKY clips!! Enjoy as she makes the most of her break at her summer job to bring some great new peeing and plopping action!! Enjoy as she begins with a nice pee scene. Then Enjoy as she begins the second scene with a strong piss, before finishing with an EVEN STRONGER dump!! Man did she shit out a lot in under 2 minutes!! Then enjoy in the final scene as she squats above the toilet to let out a nice long snake! What in the hell has she been eating this summer!! Mary Jane has made this her FUNKIEST summer yet in the three years she has been keeping it funky for us!! Back to school now, but what great memories!!

83895 - Mary Jane's Public Pee, Snakes, and Explosions!

83880 - Introducing Vanity Dream! BBW Pregnant Dumps!!

You can call me Danish, because I’m still on a roll!! Here’s yet another new model for you to familiarize yourself with named Vanity Dream!! She’s new to this site, but no stranger to the Fetish game. She too like the young Berry C is pregnant at the moment as well. Enjoy this Nice quick dump filmed from several angles by Ms Dream. Enjoy as she gets a nice shot of her turd falling out her big ass as well! Be on the lookout for more clips from Ms. Dream in the Future!!

83880 - Introducing Vanity Dream! BBW Pregnant Dumps!!

83899 - I spread my shit on his face

I am a beautiful Mistress, 22 years old with a big breast 130 EI have a lot of caviar in a bowlI spread my shit on his face and head , is very dirtyI am very perverse and horny and spit a lot on his faceLots of caviar on his faceI play with his nipplesTHE SLAVE IS A TOILLET BIG

83899 - I  spread  my  shit  on  his  face

83883 - The Rookies!! 2017 Edition!

In the Past two months, I have Introduced you to more new FUNKY ladies than anytime since my first year on scatshop in 2015!!! This years class is the best assemblage of talent yet!!! Enjoy This nearly 20 minute collection of clips from all the new ladies just introduced to you on this site!!! Up First is the lovely thickumz Honey Gramz!! Enjoy a quick unreleased Bubbleguts clip before she returns to drop the in a second clip. Then up next is Queen B with a quick ploppage. Then Of course is the Biggest Ass to grace the screen in 2017, Hershey Rae!! Enjoy as on of my Porn Faves blows farts and drops turds in two quick scenes. She is then followed by Goodness Gracious. Goodness Gracious has already delivered some of the GREATEST clips seen on this site in her first two months!! Enjoy a quick hovering sceen from her in this one. She is followed by the first of my Pregnant new FUNKY ladies in Berry C! Berry C is here with an unreleased new clip! Then after her is the newest sensation – Smoking Redd!!! This Tattooed hotty is Blowing up – literally!! Enjoy as she blows the bowl up in a quick clip. Last but not least is my newest recruit, the also pregnant Destiny Dream! Ms Dream!! Enjoy her well edited debut clip as she drops some other kidz in the pool!! Enjoy all 7 of my new ladies in one wonderful clip!! If you been curious about them all – here’s a chance to see some old and new unreleased action for one low price!!

83883 - The Rookies!! 2017 Edition!

82142 - Shit in a pot1

I want to shit. I take a pot and start to shit. This can be seen in close-up. Now I'm peeing. I got an excellent result. Now I spread the shit over the pot.

82142 - Shit in a pot1

83861 - Huge Shit & Big Labia Pov Push

Well lucky for you I have the biggest shit to take today! I was constipated and I guess it built up a super thick and long poo. I'm going to give you the closest pov view ever. My labia lips are huge and you will be able to see how hard I push...fully viewing the inside of my pussy muscles. I push so hard I end up squirting too. After I'm going to get you to clean my asshole like a good shit slave you are!

83861 - Huge Shit & Big Labia Pov Push

83865 - BBWSadie - first shitting play on camera

Our new BBWSadie was so horny today. She enjoy her master cock first, sucking and making him cumm on her boobs. After her master left, she fiil to shit and she go straight to bathroom and prepare her camera to record her first shit ! She shitting right in the bathtub and then playing with her foot in her shit.

83865 - BBWSadie - first shitting play on camera

83856 - Introducing Queen Bee!!

New Shit – literally!!! If you haven’t been paying attention lately, I have been bringing a whole lot of new talent to the game – some are names you familiar with, some are ones you never seen before in your life, but all are new to this realm. Well I’ve outdone myself this summer!! All new ladies and ALL are smoking hot!!! This is so hot I’m putting out these new clips while on vacation down in New Orleans.Queen Bee continues that trend. Say hello to my newest gem of a find! I have one of my newest recruits, Smoking Redd for talking her friend into doing it as well!! I swear the fine ones always travel in packs!!! Queen Bee has a body that makes me thank god I was born a man. Hell even if I wasn’t I’m sure I would still be in love with this one!!! These are her first introduction clips. She was admittedly nervous pooping on film in her first clips – some which will never see light of day as her poop was literally too shy to come out! But like all rookies, watch her learning curve grow exponentially! These are some real solid clips as she is young and eager to get started!! Enjoy as she brings a sexy mix of shakin’ and shittin’!! Two great debut clips. This one has potential to live up to that name become the queen of Ladies Keeping It Funky as she gets more comfortable behind the camera and how to record herself!!! That B must stand for Bootay – cuz man the ass on this one is oohwee!! The Titties Too! She is already top 5 physiques on LKIF in my humble opinion. As you know I love them All shapes, sizes and colors, but nothing like a thick woman! Especially one thick in all the right places!! Def be on the lookout for more and more from this ebony Queen!!

83856 - Introducing Queen Bee!!

83866 - Goddess Andreea bdsm and shitting in pantyhose

Goddess Andreea going again ion hr attic for more humiliation of her toilet slave. She beat him and make him CBT until he was suffering enough for her dirty pleasures. After slave left, she was going to her dungeon area and shitting in a pair of panthose, humiliaitng her toilets talking about how they will eat her shit and lick her dirty asshole. She was dressing in a black catsuit and shinny pantyhose and high heels.

83866 - Goddess Andreea bdsm and shitting in pantyhose

83869 - Honey Gramz Blowing Up at Home and At Work!

Honey Gramz is back!! Enjoy two Great quick and FUNKY clips!! In the first scene, enjoy as Honey Gramz rushes to setup the camera and sit down before unloading an explosive diarrhea blast!! Her time gets interrupted as family nearly barged in mid dump!! She makes up for it by taking us into the office bathroom for yet another “behind the scenes” clip as she drops some solids while squatting in front the camera! Feel bad for whoever had to go into the bathroom after her!!. Two great new clips from one of my FUNKY new recruits!! She definitely ain’t sophomore slumping in her return!!!

83869 - Honey Gramz Blowing Up at Home and At Work!

83832 - Do you really want to be my toilet?

I really get lots of inquiries from slaves who want to be my living toilet. In the video my current toilet is the ALL what I count down! So you can get a picture of what you would expect! You must be clear that there are no taboos for you! A toilet is a toilet! You like the dirt under the shoes clean? Even if I was in a disguised discotheque before? Your face you wash with my snot, which I so often I lust in the face rotze! You swallow without choking my piss, even those of my friends? My shit is for you the main court, which you greedily swallow? And if I am sick from the sight of your disgusting visage, can I puke you then also in the face? If you can imagine it all and you have not made the video after fear in your pants you may apply to me! I am looking for a reliable toilet I can use 24/7! But you must be clear that you are nothing more than a toilet! It is clear that other hygienic waste like tampons or a condom with sperm is drowned! Well, what are you waiting for?

83832 - Do you really want to be my toilet?

83830 - MISTRESS GAIA - FOOTWORSHIP & SCAT DELIGHTS - HD

My bitch of a slave wants to enjoy some of the delights I have to offer. So I tell him if he makes a good jov of licking my shoes and feet I may reward him. As I answer some emails I tell him to begin with my feet. We progress, and I then want to see how good he with his face in my ass. He must remove my jeans anad fold them neatly. Then I tell him to kneel on the floor, and as I stand over him he has to firmly put his face in my beautiful ass. This is such a compliment to my bitch, as he is allowed the privilege of the aroma from my ass. As he's been reasonably responsive to my requests. It's time to allow him another treat. I'm going to allow him the luxury of enjoying my shit. As I tell him to get that mouth of his wide opan. I place my ass right into his face and relieve my shit straight into his mouth. He must swallow it all. I won't accept any wastage, as I sit and make sure he finishes all of it. When I know he's finished, I tell him to remain where he is until I return. However, just after leaving I realize that i need a pee. What a great way for my slave to wash down his earlier delight. I tell him to ready himself, and that I'm going to give him a extra treat. He is going to enjoy drinking my pee. As I stand over him I make sure his mouth is open nice and wide. Its a great relief as I direct my piss into my sluts mouth. What a lucky bitch he is to enjoy the flavour of my amber nectar. As part of his reward, I tell him he must make sure he sucks up any pee from the floor...

83830 - MISTRESS GAIA - FOOTWORSHIP & SCAT DELIGHTS - HD

83838 - Scat pee blowjob outdoor

I pee and shits outside like a dog, I pick up my droppings with mouth and my master piss in my mouth , my mouth filled with piss and shit I make him a great blowjob… He cums in my dirty mouth and I spit brown juice on his dick…

83838 - Scat pee blowjob outdoor

83855 - thick load thru panties

with my cute lace panties on i need to shit badly , the stomach pains of me holding my shit in so long, it needs to come out. I begin topless with my legs spread and begin to strain and moan load, wanting the shit to come out my asshole, it then squirts out hard turds come first then THE THICK CREAMY LOAD COMES SQUEEZING OUT MY PANTIES split it the smell is very intense the load is huge and creamy ugh its a nice load all for you. I then take my panties off and show them off to you, your begging for it and want more! i demand you to buy my shit and indulge in the nastiness! i put the shit in a container with the panties all packaged up and ready for YOU!

83855 - thick load thru panties

83852 - Oxana's Back In the Mix!!

Oxana!! Oh how I have missed her!! One of my favorite Latina hotties has returned back to the camp!! This FUNKY lady is really hard to track down as she is a traveling artist. But she took a little time out to make a comeback to doing something strange for change!!! Enjoy Three great new uploads! I’m gonna try to stay on her to keep recording!! Enjoy as she squats, spreads, and hovers to unleash the browns in three great new clips, Her first clips in over a year!!

83852 - Oxana's Back In the Mix!!

83831 - MISTRESS GAIA - FOOTWORSHIP & SCAT DELIGHTS - HD

My bitch of a slave wants to enjoy some of the delights I have to offer. So I tell him if he makes a good jov of licking my shoes and feet I may reward him. As I answer some emails I tell him to begin with my feet. We progress, and I then want to see how good he with his face in my ass. He must remove my jeans anad fold them neatly. Then I tell him to kneel on the floor, and as I stand over him he has to firmly put his face in my beautiful ass. This is such a compliment to my bitch, as he is allowed the privilege of the aroma from my ass. As he's been reasonably responsive to my requests. It's time to allow him another treat. I'm going to allow him the luxury of enjoying my shit. As I tell him to get that mouth of his wide opan. I place my ass right into his face and relieve my shit straight into his mouth. He must swallow it all. I won't accept any wastage, as I sit and make sure he finishes all of it. When I know he's finished, I tell him to remain where he is until I return. However, just after leaving I realize that i need a pee. What a great way for my slave to wash down his earlier delight. I tell him to ready himself, and that I'm going to give him a extra treat. He is going to enjoy drinking my pee. As I stand over him I make sure his mouth is open nice and wide. Its a great relief as I direct my piss into my sluts mouth. What a lucky bitch he is to enjoy the flavour of my amber nectar. As part of his reward, I tell him he must make sure he sucks up any pee from the floor...

83831 - MISTRESS GAIA - FOOTWORSHIP & SCAT DELIGHTS - HD

83827 - Slip finishing Extremely! KV-NS Slip shipping for users!

A user has written to me and wanted to have an extreme refined panties from me. No problem. The user wanted to have a worn panties from me, in which I wear, piss and shit. The question of the user was a white panty, so that looks good as my delicacies in the slip and endorse this. After I had the panties extremely finished, I put the panties in a food bag and sent with the post to the user , Who would like to have such a horny and extremely finishing panties from me!?!

83827 - Slip finishing Extremely! KV-NS Slip shipping for users!

83800 - Lady Darlin - saline infusion, anal fisting and fucking

Lady Darlin is back, this time with a saline infusion into cock and balls and a full fisting in her shitty asshole. And after all of those, she fuck her slave while beeing dirty !!

83800 - Lady Darlin - saline infusion, anal fisting and fucking