You are so lucky to be my toilet!! Nice long turd in a plastic bowl that I know you?d want to eat. It tried to fucking hide and go back inside, but I used my fingers and squeezed it out into the bowl. What an interesting poop!! Super dark turds and I added my spit. I wiped my ass and added the TP to what I was selling to the auction winner! Then, I squeezed out one last little turd and use my FINGERS to pick it up. Nice bowl of turds!! Don't you love my shit?