Chika has a thing for waiting for the last minute before rushing to the toilet to do her business. I watch her hurry from the outside, barely able to get her soiled panties down (shes shit on them again) and positioning her round butt over my face. I love her heart-shaped butt, but the true prize is in the center: her crowning glory of an anus. A mans fist could fit in there and it could easily eject a turd the size of a puppy. Chika likes giving birth to turd puppies. But today, the massive head of her turd shows that shes about to give birth to a yellow ANACONDA, a foul-smelling thing that smells like fetid yogurt and bad meats. Her fart covers the entire toilet, and I taste the air for its perfection. She squirms before pushing out the large, yellow shit from her bowels. The shit squelches as it is pinched, before rolling stickily down my my face and into my mouth.