I am desperate, like my shit has been goffering for a bit now and I have to pee. I grab a solo cup from the party in the kitchen and try to pee in it, my body just doesn't wanna do this, Then I try a Pretty bowl.. nope.. finally I just pull up the trash can and let the shit and piss go. OMG the smell is so strong, everyone in the house will smell this.. I shit several small long wet turds, 1 big wallop of a turd, that buckled out my asshole for a bit then several more smaller thinner wet long turds. Plop plop plop all in the full trash can. I wipe drop the tp in the can and off to act like nothing happened.
