My Girl is back!! Queen Bee and that sexy body return in three hot new clips!! Enjoy as she pees and shows off that lovely booty in the first sceen, as after she finishes she gets on all fours and twerks for the camera. Then enjoy a nude pee scene in the second. She saves the best for last, As she pees and lets out a few plops in the final scene. She gets on all fours to wipe and show her dirty booty and TP to the camera as she gets herself nice and clean!! A nice return from my Southern seductress!!
Didn’t I tell you not to come into my house again, little man? You weak, pathetic fool. I know you can’t resist my big beauty, but are you really a match for me? I could just crush you right now with my feet…. right in between my toes. Was it worth the risk in coming back again? No, because I’m going to have to teach you a lesson this time. A VERY valuable lesson. A lesson you are going to remember for days and days and days. HAHAHA. You see that bowl of corn over there? I’m going to plop you right in there and eat you up! You will experience true agony as you get slowly digested through my body. Oh, what pain you are going to feel! You will be going through hell right up until the point where I shit you back out! HAHAHAHA. Maybe this will teach you a thing or two about obeying my wishes. I told you not to fuck with me, little man!
Hello there my sexy darling. Have you been waiting for me? Waiting for me to take a nice, BIG, fat shit & smoke this very yummy cigarette. I know that you love it. Not only do you love the warm, stinky shit that comes out of my ass, but you love the smoke that comes out of my mouth… don’t you? Well, this is your lucky day. Sit back and watch me do both. Watch as I tease you with my cigarette… blowing smoke in your face and on my tits….showing off my ass and asshole…. telling you what I ate the day before to make my stinky shit. Then I get on all fours and push out my load…. smearing some around my asshole and cheeks… smelling my fingers while I take puffs from my cigarette. Your already getting hard aren’t you?
I’ve done it again!!! A new month, and here’s a new (FUNKY) lady!! Everyone say hello to Grace, aka Goodness Graceious!!! Ms Goodness Graceious and I met online. She is no stranger to this fetish as she has been making special treats online for a minute!! She has decided to expand to a broader base and has partnered up with yours truly!!! You know we strive to keep bringing new content and new ladies all the time at Ladies Keeping It Funky!! Enjoy her first two clips!! Enjoy a nice short clip as she decides to shit on us all from above!! Then enjoy as she gets on the floor and unleashes a MONSTER load on a plate!!! I know how some of you get down – that looks good enough for you to eat!! Don’t you wish you were there!! Goodness Grace will be bringing the FUNK from now on!!!
I’m your dirty, pooping, piggy! Watch as I crawl around in nothing but my piggy ears and nose, grunting, squealing, and being a dirty talking shitty pig! I show off my sexy, piggy body while I grunt and talk about my piggy ass and need to shit. I finger my piggy asshole… getting the big shit ready for you. Do you like the close-up of my asshole? Soon, I bend down on all fours (like a good little pig) and take a dump right on the floor. OH! A good pig has to smell & eat her shit!. I turn around, grunting, and smell my large load. Mmmmm…. I smell & pretend to eat my shit like the pig I am! Then, I grab some of my shit & smear it on my piggy titties! How much do you love this dirty pig?
Coco Kisses is back with another great clip!! Enjoy as she puts that beautiful Ass on full display as she Relases a Great load!! Enjoy as she has a nice smoke and pee. Smoking really helps loosen her up. Then enjoy as she drops some serious backsplashers!! She was like “I got it on my feet!!” Great grunts and strains as she drops her nice creamy load!! And that ass!! I want to kiss the screen!!!!
Sinnamon Is back with another of her hottest clips!!! Enjoy four great Ass shakin’, Ass grabbin’, Ass spreadin’, big turd droppin’ superb clips!! I swear all the shaking and splashing in this clip drove me crazy!!! I swear her booty gets phatter and sexier with each clip!! In some clips she gotta shake that booty just to get the rest of the shit out!! Sinnamon continues to put out some of the best clips of any of my ladies this year, and this one is one of her best ever!!
Ms Jenkins has come through with her longest and arguably best collection of clips she has ever done!!! She delivers the goods in nine action packed scenes!!! She is right in the running for Best ass without a question. She?s also in the running for who makes the best shits!!! She leads the site in toilet destruction, as her water splashing plops are second to none!! Did I mention that ass!!? This 30 year old is one of my best recruits ever!! Enjoy her collection from multiple angles. Overhead, sideways, rearview, and directly behind the toilet seat. Plenty of ways to see her Chocolate Booty let out some massive Hershey Bars!
Lil Stink is back!! After taking a little break this summer to work, Lil Stink returns with a new FUNKY half dozen new clips! I swear I missed her ass!!!! When I talk about the best asses around, I always manage to omit her from the list. Looking at this clip good lawd!! She might have the best ass around pound for pound in this fetish!!! Lots of great peeing and pl0ppage as usual!!! Enjoy as she drops loads off both at home and at work. What is she eating? I swear that ass has gotten phatter and so have her loadz!! She really pushed out some Massive logs in this!!! The KERPLUNK factor was on Batman levels!! Come get you another fix!!!
You've been a horribly, abusive boss. You've constantly harassed me at work and when I refused to give in, you fired me. My husband and I are so pissed off that we both decide to permanently shrink you so that we can abuse and humiliate YOU NOW. I talk down to the tiny man stuck between my toes and tell him that my husband and I have decided to keep him shrunk forever. As I step on him and roughly squish him with my toes & shoes... I talk about how he is no better than the other dirt on the bottom of my feet. He is nothing but my toe jam now. I love the idea of keeping him under my feet and in my shoes while I make my feet as dirty, nasty and smelly as possible. I also put on my hose with him trapped under my toes. I talk about how hot and smelly my feet get in my hose, and how he will live in there for weeks at a time. Finally, I let him know that I am going to let my husband torture him with his feet, too. I talk about secretly dropping him in my husband?s shoes when he is going to the gym or to work and he wouldn't even know that my boss was suffering between his nasty toes. Later I would tell him about my boss, and he would love the idea of torturing him with his gross feet. I talk about all the different ways my husband would torture him with his feet.I decide my boss isn't suffering enough just under my husband and I's feet. So, I decide to make things even nastier for him. I cover him in spit, make him clean out my nose, and squeeze him between my sweaty boobs. I tell him that for the rest of his life, he will only survive with what comes out of my body. I tell him about all the horrible things that my husband is going to do with him too. He can?t wait to blow his nose on him, and drop him in his underwear so he spends days under his balls! Since my boss was such an asshole, that is where he deserves to live. I trap him in my ass and subject him to one of my farts. I decide there is only one fitting end for my boss: he will live for the rest of his life as my husband and I?s ass and toilet slave. My husband can?t wait to shit on him! He will also want to take him to work and to the gym and make him live in the men?s toilet and urinal for days at a time. I proceed to tell him all about what life will be like in my toilet. After I have gone through all of the different ways I am going to torture him with my ass, I tell him that he has one more job. I have to take a shit, and I've decided to do it right in my hose with him against my asshole. I take a shit with him trapped in there so he gets completely covered. I spend the last couple of minutes with him buried in my shit....teasing & taunting him. He better get used to it! He's going to be in there for awhile ;)
Showing off my "ASS-ETS" in my tight indigo jeans, teasing you relentlessly and then pulling them down so you can get a really good look at my sweet ass in my sexy little polka dot thong.! then nude and squatting over the toilet to take a huge shit, and a big pee at the end!