Madame Fluffy Buns is back! Feeding the hungry and depraved ;) In this clip I'm training a wannabe Full Consumption toilet. He's bound with his junk all tied up and takes quite the trampling before I pack his mouth with brown. That's all this trainee can take for now but we're on the right track ;)
Work from home SUCKS now that my pervert boss decided to record everyone during work hours. He also insisted that we install cams UNDER our desks because he's a total scum bag. He insisted that we dress professionally and stick to a regular 9-5 work schedule. Speaking of 'rEgUlaR', i actually take a big, stinky DUMP every morning so hey! Why not share it, right? If he wants to every-fucking-thing I do all day ... Be careful what you wish for! xo Bastienne ;)
Let's face it: The reality of you worshiping my ass is ... filthy. This is where poo-poo comes from and all men want to do is obsess about my perfect, fat booty! Let me show me the difference between fantasy and reality you little toilet wannabe. Follow along with my sweet voice, feminine curves and stinky star fish as I push the reality of toilet worship out of my bum and into your face!
Oh little brother! All you do is play video games all day! Don't you want to meet girls? Or are you too you're scared? You have women on a pedestal and it's driving me crazy! Don't you realize that women are just like you? Farting, Burping, Sneezing... SHITTING! We're really not that precious and I'll show you something that's going to help you out. Run and grab me a plate and some toilet paper, let's manage those expectations so you can get out there and date with confidence! I'm happy to help - I mean - that's what big sisters are for! xo Bastienne ;)
Distracted in class again?? You know what your problem is?? You're a little, fucking PERVERT. Hope it was worth failing ALL of your classes because you can't keep your eyes off of my ass. Well take a good look, watch it closely as I take a nice, big shit on your report card. Take THIS home to your parents ;) xo Bastienne
Mean Teacher Bastienne has no time for your bullshit. I've seen students like you before, you'll be lost you're whole fucking life. The only way you could ever be useful to anyone is if you were to take my sincere career advice: become a human toilet. It may sound gross at first but I mean, what other choice do you fucking have? Let's start by simply WATCHING. I think you can do that! I have to take a massive shit and you're gonna watch every detail ;)
Myth believers will tell you wOmEn dOn'T pOoP. Well I can tell you one thing for sure - I'M DONE. I'm done with the propaganda that would tell you I don't poop and there will be no denying it once you watch this clip. Not only will you worship my ass, you'll be reprogrammed to jerk off to my gorgeous, ample, healthy shits. Busting the myth, one man at a time. Spread some cheeks and spread the word ;) xo Bastienne
I tease you mercilessly with my soft voice and ample cheeks, teasing you about all the men that worship at my back door. It's not unusual for a man to be enraptured with curves like mine but what is shocking is how hard you get waiting, hoping for the emergence of a healthy, brown shit. I comment on the stink of my shit and the healthy girth, length and colour. Join the legion of men who worship at my back door, drooling over the thought of doing the unspeakable, just for me ;) xo Bastienne
Another 2 day dump for ya! Well worth the wait and feels like heaven coming out. This also marks my 7 day streak (pun intended) - Seven days of documented poo! In celebration I'll be posting a compilation of the past 7 poos! Enjoy this solo morning dump in the meantime! xo Bastienne
As some of you pooverts may have noticed, I didn't post a poo yesterday. That's because I didn't poo! Sometimes my body just skips a day and that's what happened yesterday. The upside? My morning shit was GLORIOUS! And I've gotten the angle bit down to a science, you couldn't get a better POV. Also included a few second shot at the end of my load in the toilet ;) xo Bastienne
I like to shit in total comfort so I cut a hole in the bottom of an old, comfy smoking chair and use it to delight my toilet slaves. This is a clip of what it looks like from behind the chair as I fill a to-go jar for a toilet sub.
Quick clip of me preparing your lunch! This is my morning poo and BOY OH BOY - It's a hefty one! I ended up adding ANOTHER layer to this later that afternoon. Check out that clip too!