My ass is so full I can barely hold it anymore I had such a pressure in my ass that I thought I was bursting. If the cameraman had not had the camera in front of his face I would have hit his face full. I've never shit that much
You’re such a piece of shit. I’d rather play with my own poo than touch your dick. And, at least my poo is bigger too. You know what else? It’s even more pathetic that you’re watching me…because you can’t even get a girlfriend. Just do as I say and stroke your dick the way I tell you to. It might be the only time a hot girl will ever talk to you. Now be a good poo boy.
Just like record companies used to put out new music every tuesday, it seems like every other Tuesday we are releasing new content as well!! I am like one of the greatest “Scat A&R’s” You will ever find!! For those that don’t know an A&R was responsible for going out a both recruiting and developing new artists. Think guys like Puff Daddy in his younger days. The A&R was the one that did the dirty work of turning raw talent into a well polished product. Of course nowadays they are a dying breed as The Internet is todays A&R. Pretty Much the same for porn. Anybody with a internet connection and a computer can be a “star” or even a “producer”. Well that doesn’t happen here at LKIF!!! We still go out and find our FUNKY recruits and develop them the old fashioned way – while using all modern resources!!! That’s why many try, very few last long enough in this business to keep growing and thriving!Que today’s newest recruit!! Say hello to the lovely Enchantress Rhea! She is another delicious chocolate specimen. Lord knows I enjoy my thick, voluptous chocolate like no other!! Enchantress Rhea is yet another sexy newbie still learning the ropes – but she is a fast learner and eager to go all out in this fetish!! Enjoy her FUNKY debut – a nice mix of both toilet and EFRO clips. Enjoy as she goes from all fours letting out a wet loose dump, to up close rearview on the toilet! This is a Raw talent that is only gonna get better with each recording!! Enchantress Rhea is a “let’s get right to it” dumper! So there is no time wasting! This is 8 minutes of all action no filter!! She was shitting so fast I almost thought she was rushing to get it over with the 1st 4 clips she sent me! lol. Trust me I deal with a lot of Lumps of coal more often than the “diamonds” you have seen stick around on LKIF over the years. Sativa just based off her opening energy is 10000 times beyond even my top selling models at the moment!! None of the Top 5 sellers Besides Goodness Grace (who was already quite comfortable recording her scat thanks to a old customer from her Foot Fetish work) was as comfortable or as Game from clip 1 as Ms Rhea!! Her 1st clip is the 1st one you see here – her only flaw was cutting the camera off too early! lol She split the clip in two parts instead of just letting it play – but otherwise she shows all the action and end result. Some of your all time favorite models (lol Hey there Sparkle and Smoking Redd!! LMAO) were actually too scared to even look at their own poop, let alone their own videos when I got started with them -and they turned out to be two of the 10 greatest sellers on all my stores combined – Hell Sparkle being #2 all time (Smoking Redd aiming at that top 5 real soon!). Ms Rhea has them both beat with her initial offering vs their 1st clips!! Smoking Redd was so shy, she filmed between the legs POV style because she didn’t want anyone to recognize her Tatttoos!! LMAO if you all only knew about 1/10th of the stories it took some of your favorite FUNKY Ladies to perform – I could do a Weekly podcast and NEVER run out of topics and stories!! Anyways Enchantress Rhea is well on her way to “Enchanting” you out of both your money and cum from your cock!! This is one of the Better Debut clips of any FUNKYlady in a while!! Over a half dozen clips of Plops, Farts, and Sharts!! Hopefully within a few weeks, she will be one of the most popular as well!!
Like any career girl, I have had to learn to multitask. Using slaves as toilets is a convenience, not a job. So just because there is a former human being waiting beneath my perfect ass to be used as a receptacle for a huge amount of shit doesn’t mean I can’t take a few moments to check my text messages. The slave is well trained enough that it doesn’t need much instructions, just “open it”, not “open your mouth”—it is no longer a mouth but a shit hole and it is no longer his but mine. “Open your shit hole, toilet”. You get to see a beautiful shot of my ass and pussy poised above the toilet’s face waiting for a huge load. This time there is no ass worship. I have become comfortable enough to use the toilet without prior stimulation so you see a slave reduced to pure toilet servitude, serving as nothing but a sewer, a piece of plumbing, a detour for my shit on the way to the city sewer system through the body of a “man”. The slave lies there with a massive shit spreading over its face while my perfect ass stays suspended over its face with one tiny turdlet waiting to drop. As a special treat to your MASTURBATORS I put my ass right up to the camera as I wipe my ass clean, even though my ass is so perfectly toned that there is almost no need to wipe. Unfortunately, once I have delivered there is too much shit for it to eat and I have to provide more “encouragement”, in this case in the form verbal encouragement, fake sympathy and of a harsh whipping. The slave managed to swallow what went directly in its mouth but leaves a lot around its face. “Open mouth, slave. Open. Eat my shit! Eat all!…Ah, good boy! You are a toilet! You are not human!” I whip its penis and spit in its open mouth. Finally I have to slave turn over to have a good whipping on its ass. My legs look beautiful in my stylish new boots as I hold its head down with my foot and whip its ass, ignoring its whimpers. You will probably CUM watching this part, TOILET PIG!
My roommate was using the bathroom. Where am I supposed to go? Guess I’ll have to use my room. That’s okay. Gives me time to play and smear…even lick a little bit.
Geneva is back with a hot new FUNKY clip!! So hot she had to check her temperature!!! Enjoy as she begins by plopping down wearing nothing but her sexy boots, ass in the air while on all fours. Then she begins shoving a thermometer up her ass to take her temp…She really enjoyed That feeling in her hot asshole and it appears to have loosened her up! Enjoy as she Pushes out A nice big Log, followed by some big chunks as well!! Then look at the end result – that poor thermometer got burried uner alll that FUNK!!
My Boyfriend was working and i was in the kitchen to wash the dishes, hearing some music.My thoughts drifted away and suddenly i got some hot thoughts playing in my Mind.My boyfriend was hours away from the end of the working day. I decided to have some fun alone with myself.The good thing was i needed to poop anyway, so it just was alot of more fun.I put the Camera on and recorded it to this point where i wanted to have a bit more privacy with myself.Some days later my boyfriend told me that he was jerking off to the video i made alone.This made me really horny when he told me that, but thats another story.Have fun watching!Lots of love,LucyScat
My boyfriend made a bet on the worldcup game between russia and uruguay and sadly lost the bet.He was really dissapointed so i said i had a little suprise for him. I went to the toilett and put my sexy ass-open lingerie on and came back to the livingroom.I laid down on the couch and shouted him over. He saw me laying on my belly and i noticed his instant boner.He took the camera and sat down, thats where the video started.I hope i could make him a good evening and with this cumshot i am pretty sure about that.Have fun watching!Lots of Love,LucyScatWE ARE REALLY SORRY!The lighting isnt really good in this video!We are saving money at the moment for a good Softbox.Anyway, i hope you enjoy the video.
Out this curvy ass I poop out long thick turds in the sink and show you my asshole, big and so good smelling! I show you torrent of my pee. A lot of pee for you. If you love thick long logs, closeups and watching the birth of a turd, this video for you. Get even more shit in your mouth!
My boyfriend came home from a long day at work.I was at home on the computer doing some stuff.I promised him the day before that we will do anal cause of the hard day at work and i want him to relax when he comes home.We made us comfortable, talked a bit and eventually we started making out.Things went great, we both got really horny and we wanted to make anal.The thing i did not told him before was that i needed to poop a bit during the make out.Well, he fucked me in my ass and for sure he felt that there was something in my butt.So he stopped in me and asked me if i want to poop it out and fap his hard dick with my poop.But before we got to the really good part i stood up and got the Camera, cause i just love it with the Camera.And here is the video of us having,as always, fun with my fillings.Have fun watching!Lots of love,LucyScat
So, it was a regular Day at home.My Boyfriend and me were chilling on the couch watching some Netflix.We sat there like the whole day and it kinda got boring for me.Then, at some point i felt that i need to go to toilet to take a shit (really hard).Half on the way, staying in the hallway i thought “hm, why i dont do my boyfriend a pleasure”It got anyway boring and we didn’t do anything the whole day except watching TV and being lazy as fuck.Now heading to the Couch, especially his dick, it felt exciting and was such a fun to surprise him.Back in the living room, he was lying with his back on the couch. I sat myself on his lap and he reacted a bit confused saying “what are u doing? I wanna watch this.”I leaned over him and kissed him on the lips…We filmed the best and most excited part so u can watch us turning the lazy day in a hot and dirty adventure!have fun watching!Lots of love,LucyScat
In this video I speak directly into the camera and you hear exactly what I think when I am looking down at a ‘man’ I have just used as a toilet.You get to see my sleek form from beneath the toilet seat, Your natural environment. I use my riding crop on the naked slave and then lower my majestic ass on to the throne for one of the most stunning, panoramic displays of the female ass that a slave has ever been honored with viewing. The smooth white flesh of my ass fills the screen and my perfect, tiny asshole seems to be so close you could lick it yourself. I know you are already masturbating.The toilet eagerly licks my asshole and as it gradually becomes enlarged with it begins to pucker and become more prominent, emerging from the flawless skin of my ass to almost smile at the slave. I allow the slave to masturbate. Then begins one of the biggest shits I have ever honored a slave’s face with. The slave struggles. Its face is obliterated with human excrement.I am pleased as stand and look back down through the toilet seat to inspect my work. You can imagine yourself looking up at me, wearing my shit on your face. You can see the bemused contempt in my smile. I tell you what I think of you in my accented but perfectly clear English Imagine yourself, struggling to breathe with the shit overflowing from your mouth and covering your nose. But still, you are masturbating. Look into my eyes and see how low you are. “You are a toilet…you are not human.”
No it’s not a prank or optical illusion, my girl Ms D is BACK!!! One of my original and longtime favorites, Ms D has decided to grace us with her prescence!! Ms D done got nice and fancy with her bigtime corporate career. So oftentimes she is just too busy to record. Well actually she was called back out of retirement by her number one fan. These are some unreleased and a few new ones that no one but him has seen yet!! Enjoy as she Spreads her ass to shoot out a load at work in the 1st scene. Then she returns again to push out some long snakes in the second. In the Finale, enjoy a nice pre shower treat from Ms D at Home!! Be on the lookout for more new clips coming from MS D as she is back in the game!!
I was taking a nap on the couch until i noticed my boyfriend is touching my butt and is up to something.I was playing the game with him and had an idea to suprise him, cause i noticed a little load in my buttI just let it happen. I felt he got more and more honry about it so i helped a little bit with pulling my pants to the side.Sadly no cumshot in the video cause he came with his shitty dick in my mouth and i dont want to show my face already.Have fun watching!Lots of love,Lucyscat
AstraCelestial team proudly presents.That day she went through all circles of scat hell, in the end we spilled on her around 10 kg of shit which we were storing in the freezer for special cases. And she lost all mental virginities she had before. She never had golden rain, anal sex, enemas, BDSM and in that day she tasted it all.Full video is more than 2 hours of instant action with tons of shit, sex and tears.
I LOVE this puffy, soft, pink, princess tutu! It’s like a fluffy, frilly cloud and it’s so fun to wear! Makes me feel like a ballerina. I show it off and show off my cute tight little body in it before settling in to finally shit for you.I’ve been working through my constipation so it takes some effort at first to slowly push these thick dense balls of shit out of my tight pink asshole. 4 of these drop with a thud on the ground below me and barely leave a mess.After I’m done I wipe, and I show you the shit, picking up each and smearing around any mess. I drop them all in the toilet and flush them away!I feel so much lighter with those heavy big balls of poo down the drain rather than still inside me!
At the beginning, after toilet was used by her friend, Mistress Victoria, toilet slave was used for a nice feet worshipping and face sitting scene then Mistress Roberta use his mouth for defecating in it ! And she can shit a lot of diarrhea, as usually ! She pissing on his body also then she begin feeding him. Mistress Roberta continue the degradation for the toilet, order him to chew her diarrhea and swallow it, meanwhile she enjoy the viewing of her degraded human toilet. NEW !!! Soon FIRST movie with Mistress Luna, while SHE WILL SHITTING AND EXPULSING A FULL ENEMA INTO SLAVE MOUTH !!!
Mistress Roberta is back after another free days of vacation. She want to use again her personal toilet and today she want to feed him a large portion of her Kaviar. She gin his with her dirty panty, ordering her slave to suck them, smell them, clean them in his mouth and lick them. She face sitting him with her panty on his mouth then she will shit a nice diarrhea in his open wide mouth. She smear all her shitty diaarrhea on his body and order him to begin chew and swallow here precious kaviar. NEW !!! Soon a FIRST movie with Mistress Luna, while SHE WILL SHITTING AND EXPULSING A FULL ENEMA INTO SLAVE MOUTH !!!
I LOVE that delicious MILF body of queen Sylvy!!! Nothing like seeing a sexy MILF in her birthday suit!! Enjoy as Sylvy gets butt naked in these hot two new scenes! Enjoy as she pulls her panties down to immediately let off some bowl splashing logs. Then enjoy as she adjusts the camera so you can see her grunts and strains as she pushes out even more while drinking her morning orange juice and a cigarette. In the second enjoy as she again spreads to drop logs in front the camera, before placing the camera on the ground in front so you can have the feeling of worshiping at her feet. Enjoy as she rubs on her breasts and plays with her nipples as well. Another great toilet session from Queen Sylvy!!!
Sparkle has long been one of my favorite ladies EVER!! This was the girl that showed me I’m on to something special when I recruited her!! She has that innocent girl next door mixed with “SHITFUCKGOTDAYUM!” type of sex appeal. Sadly We are coming to the end of her run here on Ladies Keeping It Funky! (sad face emoji here) Yeah as is often the case over the last five years, ladies come and go. When folks ask “what happened to such and such”? Keep in my my goal is to find ladies just like Sparkle, ladies that were otherwise clueless that “folks are into to this stuff” That would have otherwise NEVER done anything like this. Also ladies who were just looking to make a quick buck. While I have expanded to include a handfull of well know adult stars, the goal is always to find ladies just like Sparkle. Women with GOD GIVEN sex appeal, who aren’t webcam girls, pornstars, hookers, strippers, or any type of sex worker whatsoever. That girl next door who I can work my natural gift of gab on. So don’t get too attached folks. Some are here today gone tomorrow. Some only pop up when they need home project money or vacation spending change. Textbook money.That said Sparkle is easily one of the three hottest women I have had on this site. If i’m going pure looks, it’s her, Lil Stink, and Queen Bee. Everyone has their favorites – which is why I try to recruit women of ALL shapes and sizes, and colors!! Those three however I get excited whenever they pop up in my inbox!! The way Sparkles sexy ass body looks when she slowly pulls down her pants and panties….I just makes me brick just like the first time every time!! Enjoy this sexy half dozen pee clips. Enjoy as she shakes, wiggles and releases her golden streams in the bowl. Nobody makes peeing look sexier!! This one is for my Pee lovers in this various assortment of public toilet scenes. There are only and handfull of Sparkle clips left as she has moved on career wise, and got a man that ain’t too fond of her sharing her goodies for the world (sad face emoji here again!). But You can relive all her classics here on LKIF!! And if this is your intro new customers – PLEASE go back and look at her classics from the last four years!!! She is and still is a true pleasure!! I swear that ass has only gotten thicker the older she gets!!